they were right. guns don’t kill people. people kill people. people are now illegal and the crime rate is zero
“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan
I’m glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened to me? I laid in a field of green grass for four hours going, “My God! I love everything.” Yeah, now if that isn’t a hazard to our country … how are we gonna justify arms dealing when we realize that we’re all one?